Me: I turned on the gas, didn't light it but poured milk over it
Son1: Long ago, sober, I lit a fag with no lighter in my hand and no fag in my mouth
Daughter: I've poured boiling water over a cupless teabag
Son2: I downed a pot of pills to wash down a palmful of orange juice. Managed to throw them up
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